About Seventhfonons
I like food, stringing paper clips together is so much fun, the choir is my soul, writing is my everything, I love to draw and anime makes me happy. I also enjoy deliberately using moderately large words to befuddle people. You may also call me Bizz. Fire Emblem is my everlasting ardent obsession. I've had a boyfriend for almost two years. Baked beans. For those of you who have a lonely MSN, [email protected]
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Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

By Dina / Sunday 23 November 2008 09:24 / France

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 December 2009 20:10 / United States

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

By Ballhugger - / Sunday 6 December 2009 20:42 / Canada

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

By Silent / Thursday 3 December 2009 17:50 / United Kingdom

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

By buhknee / Wednesday 25 November 2009 00:08 / United States