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Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got ome from work an found ma grlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. Se ended up pusing me onto te bed, an as I lay tere, expecting to be pleasured, se pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas an dressed me in tem. FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, It's My Birtday. My Family Putted A Bouquet Of Balloons Outside My Room 4 Me To Find Wen I Woke Up. I Walked Out Of My Room, Saw Te Balloons, Screamed, And Fell Down Te Stairs. Big Fat FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher an her legacy . Within 10 minutes.. . the entire class was yelling.. . screaming.. . throwing stuff at each other . I got hit in the face with a binder . FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, mah boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." fat FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimd he somehow "fell onto". It was lodgd up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

Taday I workd up mah courage and took an elevator 4 the first time in mah life . Unfortunately , it was also mah first time getting trappd 4 several hours in an elevator . FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of looool the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over mah living room. I was eating cereal in mah underwear, in the living room, drectly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I casually mentioned to ma dad tat it was te Cinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting is intelligence by "making stupid sit up." I explained tat it's real... an tat we just use te Gregorian calendar... ence te different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)



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