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by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by karmavictim / 03/18/2011 at 7:28am / Animals
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by haappynewyear / 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while taking a shower my dad burst through the door and startled me, making me sling soap in… Today, my passport arrived in the mail today. They got my birthday wrong. I scavenged for my birth… Today, at work as a mechanic I was finishing an oil change. The gun that dispenses the oil recoiled…