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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Samberriee : Take me to the 60s, big boy.

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Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23149) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15225) - you deserved it (21905)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19207) - you deserved it (6163)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21574) - you deserved it (9652)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (6171)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

#18917504
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2622) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm - health - by Jen_ - France

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (5919)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (10247)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17699) - you deserved it (9742)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (6856)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

#18803776
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16102) - you deserved it (23531)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:15am - intimacy - by sosadbuttrue - Switzerland (Glarus)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43841) - you deserved it (4480)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14901) - you deserved it (64456)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (3720)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13368) - you deserved it (53056)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)



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