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by wetdreams / 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by 11niko / 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
by Scumbagmemory / 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Health
by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous