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by Albert / 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML
by BBFreak97 / 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by areyouserious / 02/29/2012 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…