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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 897
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Samberriee : Take me to the 60s, big boy.

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Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (1665)

On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25770) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (53393)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28981) - you deserved it (18126)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9603) - you deserved it (32909)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9402) - you deserved it (32659)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10978) - you deserved it (39449)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (19002)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (8286)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20910) - you deserved it (24667)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15809) - you deserved it (29177)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26444) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34638) - you deserved it (2630)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29691) - you deserved it (2491)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20619) - you deserved it (5927)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)



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