About Ray_of_midnight : I may be a Ray of Midnight like Eeyore, but I at least try to be funny about it like Dorothy Parker.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (30022) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by UnlovedGrandchild (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (3195)
On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)
Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (2671)
On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
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