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Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38519) - you deserved it (3382)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States



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