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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
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TODAY.. . IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY . THE ONLY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"S I GOT WERE FROM MAH MOM.. . HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.. . AN THE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT SHE MADE FOR HER CAT . FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one fir all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho an almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, GRANDMA COMMENTED ON FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE: "THAT'S A GREAT PHOTO! IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LYK YOU!" REAL FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by oh (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I got paper thrown at me cuz I didn't agree with mah classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati!! FML

#20981275
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On 12/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Amy - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got pulled over on the highway 4 going over the speed limit . The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks cummed out this far . What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket . FML

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On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

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82 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ad to bail my usband out of jail. It turns out tat in te Black Friday rus, e beat a guy up just so e could get is ands on te last of a eavily-discounted item. Te item in question: a toaster. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday,hile Riding The Subway, I Fell Asleep. I Awoke To Fine That Someone Had Stolen Mah Glasses. From Off Mah Face. FML

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86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

my workplace had a big employee photoshoot fir an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 second before the photographer said , "What the fuck? Look guys , this ain't an ad fir facial abortions." He then askd me and another colleague to step out of the shot. mega FML

#20969207
104 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boss made me cover 4 him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML

#20967954
88 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 1:33pm - work - by AFSDALK:AFSDQWE (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

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136 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States



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