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by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by IngenuityAbsent / 02/22/2015 at 8:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
by wife / 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
by Ineedlotsofwater / 01/23/2015 at 11:41am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by briiiiiiii123 / 01/12/2015 at 2:56am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Love
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (New Mexico) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by TimJack18 / 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…