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Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11654) - you deserved it (28969)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
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I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2001)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21162) - you deserved it (15825)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41198) - you deserved it (5992)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41198) - you deserved it (5992)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (285624) - you deserved it (28223)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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