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Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23333) - you deserved it (16896)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44104) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44104) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296352) - you deserved it (28426)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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