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Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
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I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (17993)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46049) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46049) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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I agree, your life sucks (315234) - you deserved it (31364)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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