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Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

By Imaginary girlfriend / Monday 21 September 2009 04:16 / France

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

By grossgross - / Saturday 26 September 2009 18:21 / United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

By shushingmoon - / Friday 18 September 2009 19:15 / United States

Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML

By bass - / Tuesday 22 September 2009 01:50 / United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

By ripfluffy - / Monday 28 September 2009 07:15 / United States