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  • Number of visits : 13394
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>lieutenantdan97</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 9:56am<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 9:52am<b>goodvsevil1275</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:17pm<b>EnJey0</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 4:40pm<b>HealthKitt</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 3:45am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 4:20am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:23pm<b>sofakingmexican</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:01pm<b>kukri187</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:40pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:08pm<b>horseh</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:27pm<b>pris0027</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 5:33am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:08am<b>daydreamer244</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:39pm<b>imbatmanfir</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 1:48am<b>gamergirl8525</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 1:07am<b>kbug_24</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 3:33pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 1:33pm

Fucked!<b>lieutenantdan97</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 3:56pm<b>HealthKitt</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:08am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:27am

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Ninjaface's favorite FMLs

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

by lonewolf2701 / 11/22/2009 at 4:15am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

by jibberish / 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

by WhyTheEff / 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

by Slivered / 11/18/2009 at 4:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

by unsuspcted / 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

by Araya / 11/17/2009 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

by Smashed / 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

by Molly / 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

by fuckedup / 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Work

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

by yellowjacket_34 / 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Health

Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

by stubblebutt / 11/13/2009 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

by butch / 11/13/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

by snapped / 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids