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by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/24/2011 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
by dumbteacher / 05/23/2011 at 10:35am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ahlph / 05/20/2011 at 12:43am / Miscellaneous
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
by Jackedup / 05/18/2011 at 3:57am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
by Username / 05/13/2011 at 4:13am / Transportation
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…