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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24438
  • Number of comments : 991
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML


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On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML


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On 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML


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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML


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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML


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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML


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On 04/11/2011 at 11:08am - work - by Shamdog48 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML


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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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