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NeatNit's favorite FMLs
by illiterate / 06/17/2011 at 12:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by failure461 / 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (California) / Animals
by dadisgoatboy / 06/11/2011 at 2:37am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Intimacy
by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML
by Anonyme / 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals
by cheersdaddy / 06/08/2011 at 10:51am / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 7:22am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
by fmfb / 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Love
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by dwhite032 / 06/06/2011 at 3:06am / United States (Indiana) / Geek
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health