NeatNit

Search for a member

Offline (3 hours ago)

NeatNit

51Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 26840
  • Number of comments : 1054
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

NeatNit's page activity

Visits<b>Paris25</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 6:07am<b>billcosby31</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 4:55pm<b>mas12806</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 3:33pm<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 2:21am<b>zyperman43</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 7:21am<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 5:15am<b>zippocobalt6</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 5:10pm<b>DraconicFeline</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 1:22pm<b>sadistmonkey</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 11:14pm<b>mfmylifesrsly</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 4:29am<b>jdahle</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:36pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 3:25pm<b>blackpuddle</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:27pm<b>djurmel89</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:44pm<b>rockyhorrorQT</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 7:05am<b>burgermike92</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:59pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 4:41pm<b>HandGrenade</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:43pm

Fucked!<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 8:21am<b>billcosby31</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:29am<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:41am<b>bruhwhy</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 5:14pm<b>thatguy206</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 8:01pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:13pm<b>samiam_123</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:38pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 5:32pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:17pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:56pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:03pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:11am<b>zach205</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:40pm<b>zevida</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:26am<b>xChaos</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:11am<b>zippocobalt6</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 1:01pm<b>epicx22</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:31pm<b>chloe_renae55</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 9:40pm

NeatNit's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of NeatNit's badges

NeatNit's favorite FMLs

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

by Gustav Fjorder / 07/04/2011 at 3:27am / Switzerland / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

by Hannah / 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

by illiterate / 06/17/2011 at 12:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

by failure461 / 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

by dadisgoatboy / 06/11/2011 at 2:37am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

by Anonyme / 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals