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by Username / 07/09/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Anonyme / 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm / Love
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by anonbob / 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
by Junktown / 07/07/2011 at 10:40am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
by Gustav Fjorder / 07/04/2011 at 3:27am / Switzerland / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
by Hannah / 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays