About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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NeatNit's favorite FMLs
by oouchh / 07/24/2011 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love
by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
by Sarah / 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Norah / 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm / United States / Transportation
by Baconcook3000 / 07/23/2011 at 7:00am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
by tgd4444 / 07/23/2011 at 6:29am / Malaysia (Johor) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
by quickfingers100 / 07/22/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
by blah / 07/21/2011 at 10:10am / United States / Health
by Username / 07/21/2011 at 7:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids