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NeatNit's favorite FMLs
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by badbride / 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ep1cF4ce / 07/26/2011 at 12:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by j / 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
by Lonely / 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by oouchh / 07/24/2011 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love
by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
by Sarah / 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…