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NeatNit's favorite FMLs
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by SallyGeen / 07/27/2011 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by talwin / 07/27/2011 at 12:05am / Reserved / Money
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by badbride / 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ep1cF4ce / 07/26/2011 at 12:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by j / 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
by Lonely / 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Love