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NeatNit

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25251
  • Number of comments : 1014
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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NeatNit's favorite FMLs

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17731) - you deserved it (32721)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21810) - you deserved it (39031)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (5221)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (33388)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32724) - you deserved it (18926)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20414) - you deserved it (37374)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34155) - you deserved it (3278)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14751) - you deserved it (37738)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17486) - you deserved it (28772)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33286) - you deserved it (7625)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40758) - you deserved it (5599)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13876) - you deserved it (60643)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43565) - you deserved it (9054)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49598) - you deserved it (18249)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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