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NeatNit's favorite FMLs
by xxxkkxxx / 07/29/2011 at 11:37am / Hong Kong / Holidays
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by failure / 07/29/2011 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Love
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by RJB / 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
by jellymoon14 / 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Shelbitchh / 07/28/2011 at 5:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
by Champion the wonder horse / 07/28/2011 at 4:15am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by cocokiss410 / 07/28/2011 at 12:34am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
by Not That Old / 07/28/2011 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and…