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by James / 07/31/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
by Ceej / 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML
by Tootie / 07/30/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Elizabeth / 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by xxxkkxxx / 07/29/2011 at 11:37am / Hong Kong / Holidays
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by failure / 07/29/2011 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Love
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by RJB / 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
by jellymoon14 / 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…