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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23064
  • Number of comments : 934
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

#17282726
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29224) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:34am - work - by cocokiss410 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

#17282563
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (6290)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39948) - you deserved it (5864)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (4445)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17294) - you deserved it (31972)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21261) - you deserved it (38198)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (4989)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (32634)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (17762)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (34533)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33453) - you deserved it (3225)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14001) - you deserved it (36416)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17093) - you deserved it (28215)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)



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