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NeatNit
  • Town/Country : Israel
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4626
  • Number of comments : 352
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34112) - you deserved it (1971)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

#20193830
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3754) - you deserved it (63144)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

#20183421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20792) - you deserved it (5947)

On 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm - love - by JStein (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (1649)

On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

#20163115
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17708) - you deserved it (2317)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

#20162883
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14072) - you deserved it (17491)

On 11/14/2012 at 6:39am - misc - by hclagopus (man) - Norway

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18501) - you deserved it (2539)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML

#20156190
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15193) - you deserved it (6211)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML

#20142449
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16574) - you deserved it (1146)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7042) - you deserved it (50337)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML

#20139261
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20817) - you deserved it (2124)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

#20137933
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19030) - you deserved it (2087)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

#20134676
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (1132)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

#20124484
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2582) - you deserved it (22318) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/19/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Jugan - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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