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NeatNit
  • Town/Country : Israel
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 8521
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7981) - you deserved it (47460)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28115) - you deserved it (14937)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

#17282726
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (2138)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:34am - work - by cocokiss410 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

#17282563
137 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
242 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
86 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
144 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
54 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
206 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
173 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2701)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)



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