This member hasn't filled in their description.
Mr_Plague's FML badges
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mr_Plague's favorite FMLs
by anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by katie876 / 01/14/2012 at 8:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally,… Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The… Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up…