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by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2011 at 7:47am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
by oc_cheergirl / 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by why / 04/05/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 2:15am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Natalie / 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…