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Miss_lunatic
  • Town/Country : Cheltenham, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2912
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miss_lunatic : i guess i'm sort of normal…
i love music and listen to it all the time (would say that Iron Maiden and Vampire Weekend are my two favorite bands).
i like to talk about whatever.
i like to write and hopefully i'll become a journalist someday. i also like to write random letters, so let me know if you want one! …
so i guess thats about it. please message me if you want to talk :]

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Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

#4275637
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (17149)

On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59373) - you deserved it (15524)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59373) - you deserved it (15524)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (364798) - you deserved it (20260)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353801) - you deserved it (66720)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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