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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4134
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miss_lunatic : i guess i'm sort of normal…
i love music and listen to it all the time (would say that Iron Maiden and Vampire Weekend are my two favorite bands).
i like to talk about whatever.
i like to write and hopefully i'll become a journalist someday. i also like to write random letters, so let me know if you want one! …
so i guess thats about it. please message me if you want to talk :]

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Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (4150)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38116) - you deserved it (12927)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (4943)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

#16997408
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29529) - you deserved it (10525)

On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33790) - you deserved it (3609)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29656) - you deserved it (5855)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35178) - you deserved it (4679)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (3560)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (9371)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3538)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41081) - you deserved it (2612)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (7914)

On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35214) - you deserved it (3624)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50044) - you deserved it (11570)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37774) - you deserved it (5764)

On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States



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