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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3953
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miss_lunatic : i guess i'm sort of normal…
i love music and listen to it all the time (would say that Iron Maiden and Vampire Weekend are my two favorite bands).
i like to talk about whatever.
i like to write and hopefully i'll become a journalist someday. i also like to write random letters, so let me know if you want one! …
so i guess thats about it. please message me if you want to talk :]

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Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42108) - you deserved it (5367)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

#20170839
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9881) - you deserved it (28419)

On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (4961)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (4961)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#19967014
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (4117)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (2756)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26192) - you deserved it (8168)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

#17741306
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35763) - you deserved it (3448)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29026) - you deserved it (4248)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33583) - you deserved it (11505)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38080) - you deserved it (3332)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (32124)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)



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