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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5534
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Miss_Michaela : All I can say is if you are able to fit your whole life in this box, you have had a boring one.


I don't get people who don't know or don't care about the difference between their/there/they're, your/you're and were/where/we're. Here is a Full Stop: . Please use it.

My hates: Having 'xx and/or 'lol'' on the end of everything. People who aren't sun kissed, but sun raped. Oh, and what is the point of having the same pose in every profile picture? The kind of people who put 'You' in their mahossive list of hates. Yes, I have a gargantuan list, but do you see 'You' anywhere? Message me if you're one of them. In addition to the previous listed hate, those who name their favourite commenters. I don't give a toss who you dribble over and search desperately for in your spare time. Coffee = Yuck.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you're still here, well done. You get a hypothetical gold star.

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Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (3338)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 4:18am - love - by sad (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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