About Miss_michaela
All I can say is if you are able to fit your whole life in this box, you have had a boring one. I do love England. LEFT HAND DRIVE FOR THE GODDAMN WIN! I don't get people who don't know or don't care about the difference between their/there/they're, your/you're and were/where/we're. Here is a Full Stop: . Please use it. My hates: Having 'xx and/or 'lol'' on the end of everything. People who aren't sun kissed, but sun raped. Oh, and what is the point of having the same pose in every profile picture? The kind of people who put 'You' in their mahossive list of hates. Yes, I have a gargantuan list, but do you see 'You' anywhere? Message me if you're one of them. In addition to the previous listed hate, those who name their favourite commenters. I don't give a toss who you dribble over and search desperately for in your spare time. Coffee = Yuck. Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you're still here, well done. You get a hypothetical gold star.
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    44%
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  • A new thumb

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  • I moderated this!

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  • One more and it's business time

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Miss_michaela's favorite FMLs
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