About Miss_Michaela : All I can say is if you are able to fit your whole life in this box, you have had a boring one.
I do love England. LEFT HAND DRIVE FOR THE GODDAMN WIN!
I don't get people who don't know or don't care about the difference between their/there/they're, your/you're and were/where/we're. Here is a Full Stop: . Please use it.
My hates: Having 'xx and/or 'lol'' on the end of everything. People who aren't sun kissed, but sun raped. Oh, and what is the point of having the same pose in every profile picture? The kind of people who put 'You' in their mahossive list of hates. Yes, I have a gargantuan list, but do you see 'You' anywhere? Message me if you're one of them. In addition to the previous listed hate, those who name their favourite commenters. I don't give a toss who you dribble over and search desperately for in your spare time. Coffee = Yuck.
Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you're still here, well done. You get a hypothetical gold star.
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Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by JenniWearsPrada -
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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