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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4068
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Miss_Michaela : All I can say is if you are able to fit your whole life in this box, you have had a boring one.

I do love England. LEFT HAND DRIVE FOR THE GODDAMN WIN!

I don't get people who don't know or don't care about the difference between their/there/they're, your/you're and were/where/we're. Here is a Full Stop: . Please use it.

My hates: Having 'xx and/or 'lol'' on the end of everything. People who aren't sun kissed, but sun raped. Oh, and what is the point of having the same pose in every profile picture? The kind of people who put 'You' in their mahossive list of hates. Yes, I have a gargantuan list, but do you see 'You' anywhere? Message me if you're one of them. In addition to the previous listed hate, those who name their favourite commenters. I don't give a toss who you dribble over and search desperately for in your spare time. Coffee = Yuck.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you're still here, well done. You get a hypothetical gold star.

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Miss_Michaela's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

#20452365
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31174) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
589 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23108) - you deserved it (52851)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20926) - you deserved it (34822)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (8581)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (2961)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34200) - you deserved it (6017)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35878) - you deserved it (5009)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13572) - you deserved it (34709)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (4106)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18285) - you deserved it (37015)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

#17926318
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22873) - you deserved it (15571)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27780) - you deserved it (5117)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10352) - you deserved it (93924)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

#17172362
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31444) - you deserved it (2977)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)



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