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  • Town/Country : Anchorage, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 638
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Miss_Mandi : Hi :)
Here's a bit about me: INTP, soon to study Psychology, huge gamer, traveler, and drummer, like all kinds of music, 2 piercings, 2 tattoos and soon to have more.

Kik and Snapchat are not compatible with my phone. Don't ask me to contact you there.
If you wanna add me somewhere, add me on Steam or Xbox.
Steam: Miss_Mandi
Xbox: CelestialWings

I answer messages. I don't mind talking to new people. :)

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Miss_Mandi's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML


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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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