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Miss_Mandi

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Miss_MandiMiss_Mandi
  • Town/Country : Anchorage, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1853
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Miss_Mandi : Currently listening to: Possum Kingdom - Toadies

Here's a bit about me: INTP, soon to study Psychology, huge gamer, traveler, and drummer, obvious cat person (that's my Spader in the 2nd pic), like all kinds of music, 2 piercings, 2 tattoos and soon to have more.

Kik and Snapchat are not compatible with my phone. Don't ask me to contact you there.
If you wanna add me somewhere, add me on Steam or Xbox.
Steam: Miss_Mandi
Xbox: CelestialWings

I answer messages. I don't mind talking to new people. :)

Miss_Mandi's page activity

Visits<b>pankechq</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 10:55pm<b>kazustach</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 11:26pm<b>TRENZ</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:38pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 7:24am<b>achillesJC123</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:07pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:54am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:30pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 3:09pm<b>xarmoredsniperx</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:40pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:47pm<b>ckibb97</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:51pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:42pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 9:32pm<b>kingEIS</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:46am<b>A_Clark1328</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:35pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 9:34am<b>Standupmast3r</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 12:33am

Fucked!<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 7:35pm<b>cocoapuffs4life</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 12:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 8:28am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:13pm<b>alphasmartass93</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:45pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:46pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:19am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:34am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:53pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:55pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:32am<b>ElEsThoCle</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:37pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:38pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 4:45am<b>c_miller777</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 7:14pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:20am<b>Malcazar</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:33am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:54am

Miss_Mandi's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

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Miss_Mandi's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm / Australia / Animals

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML

by disgusted / 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous