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  • Town/Country : Anchorage, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Miss_Mandi : Currently listening to: this playlist

Here's a bit about me: INTP, soon to study Psychology, huge gamer, traveler, and drummer, like all kinds of music, 2 piercings, 2 tattoos and soon to have more.

Kik and Snapchat are not compatible with my phone. Don't ask me to contact you there.
If you wanna add me somewhere, add me on Steam or Xbox.
Steam: Miss_Mandi
Xbox: CelestialWings

I answer messages. I don't mind talking to new people. :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

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Miss_Mandi's favorite FMLs

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28270) - you deserved it (4013) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (2681)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (2951)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45885) - you deserved it (3349)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (55595)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (9608)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57839) - you deserved it (10939)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22794) - you deserved it (2914)

On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (1769)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35680) - you deserved it (2437)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (4320)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50088) - you deserved it (3382)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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