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  • Town/Country : Anchorage, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Miss_Mandi : Currently listening to: Possum Kingdom - Toadies

Here's a bit about me: INTP, soon to study Psychology, huge gamer, traveler, and drummer, obvious cat person (that's my Spader in the 2nd pic), like all kinds of music, 2 piercings, 2 tattoos and soon to have more.

Kik and Snapchat are not compatible with my phone. Don't ask me to contact you there.
If you wanna add me somewhere, add me on Steam or Xbox.
Steam: Miss_Mandi
Xbox: CelestialWings

I answer messages. I don't mind talking to new people. :)

Miss_Mandi's page activity

Visits<b>blackfire20</b> - 22 hours ago<b>chr1sF</b> - yesterday at 11:31pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:55pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 10:48pm<b>LeBandit</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 5:58pm<b>bguerrero</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:39am<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:28am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 1:25am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:28am<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:23am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 7:02am<b>ItsNotThatBadBae</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 12:05am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 2:25am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:31pm<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:52am<b>rafa015</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:25pm<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 11:25pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:40pm

Fucked!<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:55pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:32am<b>ElEsThoCle</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:37pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:38pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 4:45am<b>c_miller777</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 7:14pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:20am<b>Malcazar</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:33am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:54am<b>thatguy206</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 10:02pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 5:53pm<b>Musicstruck17</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 9:10pm<b>PaulChristie</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 12:25pm<b>therouni</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 10:14am<b>Anno007</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:20pm<b>allred1997</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:55am<b>Bryce8</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:25am<b>AQueenOfDeath</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:02pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

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Miss_Mandi's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML


I agree, your life sucks (29655) - you deserved it (3439)

On 08/08/2015 at 12:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29952) - you deserved it (4511) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (2967)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40303) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49020) - you deserved it (3684)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19546) - you deserved it (57916)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (9860)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25760) - you deserved it (45751)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37693) - you deserved it (4930)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30256) - you deserved it (3603)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (61941) - you deserved it (11936)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36685) - you deserved it (3774)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23551) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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