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Maren61
  • Town/Country : Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

#20687072
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I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (7314)

On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 3:13am - love - by phoenixditch - United States (Virginia)

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
46 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

#20679293
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On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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