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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 457
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Maciejas : Not much interesting. PM me if you wish.

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Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

#14994947
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24270) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

#14991299
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I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (2977)

On 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by bitchasaurusrex (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45252) - you deserved it (13036)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

#14990064
69 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

#14987191
70 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
215 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25757) - you deserved it (69844)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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