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Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14575) - you deserved it (71820)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61690) - you deserved it (4764)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24352) - you deserved it (2284)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

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