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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 50 favorites

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    66%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • It's in the can!

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    100%
  • One more and it's business time

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Licustomcar's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

By My_Name_Is_Zach / Monday 23 July 2012 03:48 /

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

By Gremlin - / Sunday 24 June 2012 00:10 / United Kingdom - Staines

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

By Lilragu97 / Thursday 26 July 2012 05:14 / United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

By sigh / Saturday 24 January 2009 01:55 / United States

Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML

By Gremlinswife - / Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:25 / Canada - Chilliwack