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KingDead
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About KingDead : A quick read about me..

I live my life strictly to the ways of stoicism philosophy. I'm interested in quantum physics, astronomy.. All types of science really. I help produce/assist short films and music videos for local bands.. Huge into photography and art. Part of 'The Zeitgeist movement', along with some group protests for animal rights in my province.

Bookworm, mostly fantasy/sci-fi and GRAPHIC NOVELS! Swamp Thing, Spawn, and The Northlanders are my favourites! Don't hate.. Played WoW for 5yrs.. Diablo 2= all time favourite PC game when I was younger.. And just to clear the air.. X-box =first shooters.. PS3 =RPGs. Huge into my metal music, super picky, having my own elitist selection. I don't dance, I mosh.

Not a huge fan of religion.. I do meditate. I'm very open minded, opinionated, and my opinions change with the new facts in life I gather.

I also pre-apologize, in advance, if I offend/troll you.

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Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

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On 03/26/2013 at 8:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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