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by wtf / 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 2:27am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
by Emily / 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (New York) / Geek
by disembob / 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress my 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in my lap in a frilly dress, and as I was placing a very pink and lacy bow on his head, my mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now thinks I'm mentally unstable and should be in therapy. FML
by ekm86 / 11/26/2012 at 11:52am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
by Embarassed / 11/23/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Health
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 1:08am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 7:37am / United States / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey… Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was… Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he…