About Krsmidnight
Cherish the past, long for the future, but most importantly cherish this very moment ^^ unless its an fml moment.... then try to forget it..
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Krsmidnight's favorite FMLs

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

By Shameonme / Sunday 26 October 2008 16:04 / Morocco

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

By poopy pants / Monday 8 April 2013 01:47 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:55 / United States - Honolulu

Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML

By esbemebe1113 - / Wednesday 27 March 2013 21:12 / United States - Cartersville

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

By soontobesingle - / Wednesday 27 March 2013 19:55 / United Kingdom - Sherborne