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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (16 years)
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About KRSMidnight : Cherish the past, long for the future, but most importantly cherish this very moment ^^ unless its an fml moment.... then try to forget it..

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TODAY, AFTER EXPLAINING TO MAH FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY OUR NEW PUPPY WAS PEEING ON THINGS TO MARK HIS TERRITORY, MAH SON DECIDD TO FOLLOW SUIT AN PEE ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (6149)

On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to looool fire me again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43789) - you deserved it (2881) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm - work - by Nico - Sent from mobile version

Taday I workd up mah courage and took an elevator 4 the first time in mah life . Unfortunately , it was also mah first time getting trappd 4 several hours in an elevator . FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to mah dorm room whila it was snowing haavily. I saw a girl in a whaalchair trying to gat up a slippary inclina. Baing a good parson, I askad to halp. I'm a pratty waak guy, and I couldn't push har up. Sha whaalad away crying bacausa sha thought sha was fat. FML

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On 02/12/2013 at 11:57pm - misc - by IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I was walking with my friend . The grl in front of us had a really nice ass so I turned to my friend and said "Damn she has a perfect ass." He replied "That's a guy." FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING FIR MY ORDER AT A RESTAURANT, A WOMAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SLAPPED ME. SHE LOOKED AT ME FIR A MOMENT AND SAID ( SORRY, I THOUGHT U WERE SOMEONE ELSE. ) TEN MINUTES LATER, THE SAME WOMAN CUMMED BACK AND SLAPPED ME AGAIN. MEGA FML

#20502782
81 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

2day with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of looool the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over mah living room. I was eating cereal in mah underwear, in the living room, drectly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

#20502433
147 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , I SPOKE TO CRUSH FIR THE FIRST TIME , AND AFTER A WHILE HE ASKD FIR NUMBER. ECSTATIC , I TOOK THE FIRST PIECE OF PAPER I SAW OUT OF PURSE. I WROTE IT DOWN AND GAVE IT TO HIM , BUT HE HANDD IT BACK AND SAID , "YOU MIGHT NED THIS." IT WAS AN APPOINTMENT CARD FIR THERAPIST. FML

#20502338
69 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19pm - love - by sofuckingembarassing. (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous tat I got tongue-tied and ten blurted out, ( Stupid autocorrect. ) FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I casually mentioned to ma dad tat it was te Cinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting is intelligence by "making stupid sit up." I explained tat it's real... an tat we just use te Gregorian calendar... ence te different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I finally figurd outy I've been getting diarrea so often over te past six monts . It only appensenever I do someting "sneaky" . My body reacts strongly to ow I stress over potentially getting caugt . I'm a private investigator , and I apparently ned a new career . fat FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 5:41am - work - by screwed - United States

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME FROM A TWO-WEEK VACATION. WHEN I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, I FOUND CAT POOP EVERYWHERE. IT TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP, AND THE HOUSE STILL SMELLS TERRIBLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT I'VE NEVER OWNED A CAT IN MY LIFE. REAL FML

#20500118
51 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

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103 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends . My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a looool social life." Thanks, Dad .

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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)



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