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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (16 years)
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About KRSMidnight : Cherish the past, long for the future, but most importantly cherish this very moment ^^ unless its an fml moment.... then try to forget it..

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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