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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (16 years)
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About KRSMidnight : Cherish the past, long for the future, but most importantly cherish this very moment ^^ unless its an fml moment.... then try to forget it..

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Today, I Met The Man Of Mah Dreams. We Saw A Movie, Then Went To A Bar. It Went Perfectly, Until He Got Wasted And Started Singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" To Me While Everyone Laughed. Then I Woke Up, Having Just Been Rickrolled By Mah Own Subconscious. Fat FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

YESTERDAY SINCE I HADN'T EATEN AN WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREE HOUR CLASS, I BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS. I SAT OPPOSITE MAH CLASSROOM TO EAT. SOON AFTER I STARTD EATING, A WAD OF SALIVA DROPPD INTO MAH BOWL, AN I HEARD SOMEONE YELL "BONUS POINTS!" FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. FML

Today, dad has been hitting the bottle, an will only respond to anything looool I say in a slurrd rap. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up an loudly askd if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretendd I was deaf an couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I Finally Told My Dad About Ow I've Been Diagnosed Wit Clinical Depression. He Began To Recite A Commercial For Depression Meds, But E Couldn't Finis Because E Was Overwelmed Wit Laugter. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by depressed - United States (Massachusetts)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

My Boyfriend Left Me 4 A Girl I Know . She Was The Girl My Last Boyfriend Left Me For . FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:16am - love - by itsnotyouitsher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today looool I was taking a patient's blood pressure an listening 4 is pulse wit my stetoscope. I couldn't ear anyting so I adjustd te cuff an trid again. Still no pulse. He pointd out tat my stetoscope was te wrong way around an sneerd "You been smokin te reefer boy?" fat FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, After My Coworker Bougt Coffee Fir Me Fir Te Fift Time, I Tanked Im And Asked Im Wy. Apparently It's Te Only Way To Get Me To Sut Up In Te Morning So E Can Get Work Done.

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl!! Who was the only personho cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for!! FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 5:28pm - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovard that tha nack injury that mom has had sinca last waak was plannd just as an axcusa not to shoval whan today's snowstorm cama. Sha has plannd on baing lazy fir ovar a waak now. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I want to tha stora to pick up soma faminina products. As I was paying, tha mala cashiar lookad at ma sympathatically an askad if it was girlfriand's tima of tha month. I'm a girl an was buying tham fir mysalf. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

Today , instead of actually teaching us something , our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends.

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On 03/06/2013 at 6:51am - work - by Will this stupid fad ever end? (man) - United States

TODAY I WAS RECITING LINES FOR A PLAY THAT I'M IN . IT WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS ACTUALLY RECITING MY SCRIPTED SALES PITCH FROM MY TELEMARKETING JOB . FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:44am - misc - by sales ham (man) - United States



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