About Jonaahhhh : Hello! I am a rhythm guitarist/lead singer in a post hardcore/metal/hard rock band. I enjoy drawing as well. I've had the app for a couple years and decided to make an account. I enjoy the usual commenters. I especially enjoy well made puns. My comments tend to be hit or miss, so forgive me if the comment you viewed seems asinine... It made sense in my head ;)
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Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
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Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States
Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)
Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)
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