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Jonaahhhh

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Jonaahhhh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4322
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jonaahhhh : Hello! I am a rhythm guitarist in a rock band. I enjoy drawing as well. I've had the app for a couple years and decided to make an account. I enjoy the usual commenters. I especially enjoy well made puns. My comments tend to be hit or miss, so forgive me if the comment you viewed seems asinine... It made sense in my head ;)

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Jonaahhhh's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36457) - you deserved it (10887)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (9107)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (3249)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

#19759587
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28027) - you deserved it (2091)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40151) - you deserved it (6307)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36200) - you deserved it (3174)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40333) - you deserved it (2913)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

#19502364
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18783) - you deserved it (24754)

On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6503) - you deserved it (70947)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (9387) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (4592)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (19820)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

#18424721
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30356) - you deserved it (2662)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118963)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)



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