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Jonaahhhh

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Jonaahhhh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3192
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jonaahhhh : Hello! I am a rhythm guitarist in a rock band. I enjoy drawing as well. I've had the app for a couple years and decided to make an account. I enjoy the usual commenters. I especially enjoy well made puns. My comments tend to be hit or miss, so forgive me if the comment you viewed seems asinine... It made sense in my head ;)

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Jonaahhhh's favorite FMLs

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today... a thumb tack came out of one of mah posters on mah wall. The sole of mah foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

#14225265
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24229) - you deserved it (3533)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sadowed an ultrasound tecnician fir my future career . Se did an ultrasound on me to sow me looool ow to do te job . I found out I was pregnant . FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47944) - you deserved it (11859)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend was seated in mah section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and looool his date, and they didn't leave a tip. mega FML

#13621862
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45229) - you deserved it (3133)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

#13285940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63821) - you deserved it (6045)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was woken up by ma sister and er usband pretending to make moaning sounds in te room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to figt back. It turns out te "moaning" was actually tier dogs snoring down stars. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10379) - you deserved it (35156)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44313) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

#5775465
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37116) - you deserved it (2496)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was putting on new pair of jeans,hen girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of pants, held it for a littlehile then putted it on crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug an half-smile an walked away. FML

#4270687
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45266) - you deserved it (7295)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)



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