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  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About JackedUpOnMtnDew : I like to Dance(: I mostly dance hip hop. Im not into Ballet or anything like that.

I like to Read! Call me lame but i love reading books. John Grisham is my favorite author and i have a goal to read all of his books

I like to play/watch Basketball! My favorite college team is Texas of course! Woo! GO LONGHORNS(: and for pro's.. either the mavericks or spurs!

I like Mac N' Cheese(: lol and Sushi! Yummm.

I like to listen to Hip Hop/Rap/pop/rock/(sometimes)country Music! i can pretty much listen to any kind of music.. besides screamo.

And My biggest pet peeve: People promising to do something but then making up stupid excuses to get out of it. Oh and people snapping, whistling, clapping(etc.) to get another persons attention.. like they're a dog or something.

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Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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On 07/27/2010 at 9:56am - love - by nu_ravers_101 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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193 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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42 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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