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IHateNoobz
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (21204)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by northernlass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19796) - you deserved it (3838)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18865) - you deserved it (2717)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (15393)

On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I paid for my shopping at a self paying checkout. I had a lot of shopping and there was a big line. When I scanned my last item, the machine read out, "EXTRA SMALL LUBRICATED DUREX CONDOMS." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (16102)

On 08/22/2010 at 5:37am - intimacy - by YogiBear - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33670) - you deserved it (6913)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (2710)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:03am - misc - by unluckymiss (woman) - United States (Texas)