About Hupash523 : Salutations!
I'm outgoing, loud, awkward, funny, opinionated, sappy, weird...my own person.
And trust, I like it that way.
I love music, movies, laughing, reading, being right, autumn, winter...
...honestly, if you feel the need to know all this business, just talk to me.
I sure do like talking.
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by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by scared and alone / 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia / 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by justthinkofyourhand / 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…