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Hupash523

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1584
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hupash523 : Salutations!

I'm Ashley.
I'm outgoing, loud, awkward, funny, opinionated, sappy, weird...my own person.
And trust, I like it that way.

I love music, movies, laughing, reading, being right, autumn, winter...

...honestly, if you feel the need to know all this business, just talk to me.

I sure do like talking.

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Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34778) - you deserved it (2398)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47337) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Went Into Labor An Got Mah Husband Drive Me To The Hospital. Instead Of Staying By Mah Side... He Rushed Back Home For A World Of Warcraft Raid. His Excuse? His Friends Were Counting On Him An They'd Be Pissed If He Let Them Down. FML

#21330209
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40885) - you deserved it (5070)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS LYING IN BED WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND!! TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC, I COMPLIMENTED HER ON HOW NICE HER HAIR SMELLED!! SHE REPLIED: "YEAH? WAIT TILL YOU SMELL THIS." THEN LET OUT THE VILEST, MOST NAUSEATING FART I'D EVER SMELLED IN MAH LIFE!! FML

#21330185
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (6670)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones!! They work well!! Too well!! My mom came home, unpackd her shopping, walkd upstairs, knockd on my door, opend my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing!! Fucking hell!! FML

#21246585
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (37946)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49277) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today, after five years of dating, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40252) - you deserved it (4263)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (9101)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

#21126504
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54303) - you deserved it (3506)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58894) - you deserved it (7503)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49234) - you deserved it (7605)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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