About Hupash523
Salutations! I'm Ashley. I'm outgoing, loud, awkward, funny, opinionated, sappy, weird...my own person. And trust, I like it that way. I love music, movies, laughing, reading, being right, autumn, winter... ...honestly, if you feel the need to know all this business, just talk to me. I sure do like talking.
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Hupash523's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

By Maestro / Monday 1 December 2008 06:09 / France

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

By nazirah4shizzle - / Friday 15 May 2015 19:54 / United States

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

By bleue / Thursday 23 April 2015 12:27 / France - Montberon

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

By Keladrylady / Saturday 18 April 2015 00:47 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

By transcendingnerd - / Monday 13 April 2015 10:46 / Philippines - Makati