About HannahLouise96 : Today, I went to write on my profile, but then realised that I couldn't think of anything remotely interesting or witty to say. FML.
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by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mags / 02/16/2009 at 10:05am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…