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HannahLouise96
  • Town/Country : Suffolk, England, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About HannahLouise96 : Today, I went to write on my profile, but then realised that I couldn't think of anything remotely interesting or witty to say. FML.

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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (44457)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (276456) - you deserved it (23318)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

#598465
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124126) - you deserved it (9395)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

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37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (5337)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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