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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 263
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About HannahLouise96 : Today, I went to write on my profile, but then realised that I couldn't think of anything remotely interesting or witty to say. FML.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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936 comments

I agree, your life sucks (367393) - you deserved it (41173)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148911) - you deserved it (11675)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (5987)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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